What you see is never what you're gonna get.

Never have I been so glad to have not been affected by a flood.

[Inmate Filter]

I'm curious how many of you have need of certain plants from the garden. I seem to have acquired a job there and as my Warden isn't supervising me at the present moment, I'm curious how many of you would be willing to organize something of a trade- plants for favors. Assuming, of course, I can feasibly smuggle them out without being caught. It shouldn't be too difficult.

[[OOC: LOL. Yeah, Sark has little to no faith in Barge security, so he honestly thinks he can pull this off. He probably won't be able to, logically, but he's damn well going to try. 8|]]

I suppose I should extend my greetings to all the new arrivals- both Inmate and Warden, alike. One does have to wonder if the amount of departures and the amount of new arrivals are somehow linked. I suppose that's a question the Admiral, himself, could answer were he so inclined,  but.... I somehow don't see that being likely.

[Inmate Filter]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there have been Wardens here who were demoted to Inmate status, yes? I'm curious what they had to do to accomplish such a feat.